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I’m sorry to hear that my friend, could I offer you a wish?
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A wish? What do you mean like a genie?
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I’m not familiar with this concept of a genie, your human myths are so strange. But I suppose if that makes most sense, yes. I am a genie cat.
Cool.
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So then, what do you wish for?
I wish for an infinitely regenerating slice of pizza.
I wish to find true love.
I wish for all the money in the world.
I wish to live forever.
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